[Cronislee]

Oh, bloodshed? oh ok. *Closes the Homo-erotic tale of Billy the Bashful and pulls out the tale of Billy-Badass"*

Er-hem..."AND THUS! BILLY BADASS DREW HIS SWORD AND SENT THE BASTARD TO HIS DEATH! Billy surveyed his suroundings, littered with the dead who stood between him and that red-headed brod of his they called a damsel in distress. Then Duke came out, and THUS! They traded blows! With each blow Billy bobbed and weaved, taking a nic and a cut here and there, but never pausing- never stalling! He struck with might, and struck true- lancing the man in the heart! And THUS ENDS THE TALE OF BILLY BAD ASS!"

This has been a reading of Billy Badass by KoC Masterpiece Theatre.