[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

"Oh! That's easy!" he smiled, happy that the teacher wanted him to explain the meaning behind the boxes. He felt like he was in some sort of philosophy class, defending his position, so he felt smart for it. He outlined one of the boxes with his finger, "See the box? They're easier to stack together than circles are because they have straight edges. And they have more surface, so you have a better understanding of what they're like inside. They're easier to handle. But circles are fresh people. They can roll any way and are harder to understand, you see. But one day everyone will be like these boxes and fit together. And we'll live happily ever after! The end."