"I don't like him...he just bit an invisible hot dog...he's on my list" -Serenity
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Originally Posted by Chocolate
lol ahaha did she make that quote up herself?
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yeaaaa, she said it outta the blue!!
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”
Dexter: "I've always been good with parents. the key is to simply think of them as aliens from a distant universe.", "you have fibres and threads unknown to us", "your ancient customs intrigue me".
Rita's mother asks Dexter to tell her everything there is to know about him.
Dexter: "You have made me your sworn enemy, evil woman".
Rita's mother later says that the BHB has her seal of approval.
Dexter:"Perhaps I have misjudged you, O wise one".
“How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some fireworks out the window? It would make the whole takeoff look more impressive.”
—Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
“Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.”
—Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey