[Espy]

Don't take this as a weird thing, but I envy people who have a varied heritage....

Supposedly I'm Taiwainese (meaning, descended from the CHinese people who moved to Taiwan several generations ago...) because that's what's been written down, but I could be part native Taiwanese (like, aboriginal Taiwanese?). No one knows for sure whether the records are true, because, you know, some ancestors faked their heritage to be able to proudly proclaim shit.

Not too much going on on my side.