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Originally Posted by Cronislee

Oh lord; thank you for the switch. Blessed is the switch, with its flexibility and ability to smack and crack, yet not count as abuse. Long ago is the time, when the belt, with its roughness, required two or three hits to send the message. Blessed is the Switch; who allows for only one stroke to send the message to the child, who had previously been sent to pick out their own switch. Thank you lord, for in the switch we see the answers we have saught. No more does the child smart off, or breaketh that which is not theirs. Hallelujah; and bless be your name.

Yes, totally works, until some one calls child protective services and tries to take you away from your parents. Also using the switch only teaches Terror not obedience. If you want the next generation of children to be a bunch of masochist by all means beat them senseless cron.