[Cronislee]

Oh lord; thank you for the switch. Blessed is the switch, with its flexibility and ability to smack and crack, yet not count as abuse. Long ago is the time, when the belt, with its roughness, required two or three hits to send the message. Blessed is the Switch; who allows for only one stroke to send the message to the child, who had previously been sent to pick out their own switch. Thank you lord, for in the switch we see the answers we have saught. No more does the child smart off, or breaketh that which is not theirs. Hallelujah; and bless be your name.