[Hermes]

Basically, the idea is:
Person A: I want to give someone something nice, something written, something creative but...I just don't know what to say ;A;
Me: I have your solution~ Pay me to write it FOR YOU, and then either I or you can send it~ Just make sure I get partial credit for it, and pay me a small fee~
Person A: *does so*
Person B: Oh, yay, thank you! *comes to shop, pms me* I need you to tell him I'm eloping with his brother. But, hey, your poem at least made me stop and think first x3
Me: ...Ouch D= Well, normal payment, plus a tax for specialty stuff. Thanks~
Person B: Kk~ *does*
Person A: *receives, is sad forever, except for about one thing, purchasing some of Hermes' poetry and paying for delivery*




It is prefferred to let me have my fun and deliver it XD I'm Trisphee's mailman/hallmark~


@ Letiel - I finished it, just never got it to you D= I'll get it some time this week and give it to ya. It's different from what it was going to be XD