[Hermes]

~Styles and Prices~

Poetry

Limericks:

I am a courier of the gods
Who as lovers are usually frauds
They'll take you today
Then they will throw you away
And none shall pay heed to your sobs

~Limericks cost either 5 runes or 750 aurums~

Haiku:

The goblin ran far
To carry his guilt abroad
Then tripped on a rock

~Haiku is either 1 rune or 125 Aurums~

Sonnet:

I've seen a hasty goblin run too fast
and holding a rock that was too heavy
Of course, this rock would be the very last
That he would have the pleasure to carry

He tripped on a branch that was far too long
Then he fell down onto the hard dirt floor
He had started singing a joyous song
But now our little goblin sings no more

You really shouldn't run with rocks, at all
Especially when your brain is so small

~Sonnet is either 2500 aurums or 15 runes~

Freeform: No real example of this. PM me about these, guys.

Short story: Same as above

Special order: Ditto



All prices are BASE prices! I may charge more depending on how complicated it gets!