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Oh stereotypes! These can actually be very funny, especially as most people know that they're meant as a joke.

Scottish Stereotypes~

-Every single Scottish person is an alcoholic.
-Every Scottish person has a pet haggis.
-All Scottish people have ginger hair.
-A Scottish person would rather kill you than buy you a drink.
-Scottish people wear tartan twenty four seven.
-Bagpipes are the only instrument that you are allowed to play in Scotland.
-Every Scottish person with glasses is a reject sibling of The Proclaimers.
-Summer is a Scottish person's favourite day of the year.
-Everyone in Scotland is a direct descendent of William Wallace.
-If a Scottish person sees someone who isn't Scottish in the street, they will kill them with their bare hands.
-Scottish people don't tip after going to a restaurant.
-Scotland only has a population of seven hundred.
-If a Scottish person dares go out in the sun, they will receive third degree burns.

Now, I could go on for ages and list a lot more. But, that would prove I have no life. xD