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That Guy With The Unoriginal Title
Ragamuffin's expression and the quite sounds coming from her mouth that he couldn't understand sent Stupid into defensive mode, so he immediately fainted.

Officer Layzee pulled into the auto shop. It was filled to the brim with tape, glue, a few car parts and colorful, plastic Playskool brand tools.

An older man rolled out from under a Ford Focus. He had a very odd yet charismatic aura surrounding him. He took one look at the cruiser as Officer Layzee was rolling down his window to lean out and yelled, "OH NO IT'S THE PO-PO! SON OF A BI- oh wait... I mean uh, hello there Layzee. What can I do for ya?"

"As you can see, I'm missing a window. Work your magic, Otto."

"That's Mr.Bot to you, OFF-E-SIR." Otto went into the back of his shop for a moment, came back with a car window and some wood glue. He put glue around the edge of the window and carefully put it over the spot where the old window once was. He then pulled out a hammer with a red head and a yellow shaft and pounded it on the edge of the window a few times and then stepped back, paused, then threw his hands up. "Wha lah!"

"I thank you for your services. Here, keep the change." Officer Layzee shoved some bills onto Otto. Otto began to count them, but was having some trouble. When he had finished, had had looked up and said, "Hey, this isn't enou- wow, where'd you go?"

Officer Layzee was already heading towards the airport. At this time, Stupid had woken up from his slumber and took one look at the window before trying to make it feel welcome be giving it his family's traditional greeting. Licking.

"Hey ragamuffin, I gotta say... I'm going to miss you. I think Stupid will too. He doesn't take goodbyes like this very well. Plus I'm getting tired of having to feed him. Do you think you could take him with you?"
Old Posted 01-28-2011, 04:27 AM Reply With Quote