[Shenandoah]

Yes, I am copying the idea of other threads, but... *shrugs* What Texan stereotypes have you come across? For that matter, what Redneck stereotypes have you heard? Some kinda go hand-in-hand. *grins*

Here's what Mr. Foxworthy says about Texas:

Originally Posted by Jeff Foxworthy

1. If someone in a Lowe's (or Home Depot) store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas.

2. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas.

3. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas

4. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas.

5. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.

6. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas.

7. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas.

8. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas.

9. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody s passing you, you may live in Texas.

10. If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas.

I'll be honest and tell you I've hit... eight of them. I have been on both sides of most, except for the deer one and the security light one (as I do not own my own house).

Tell me some more that you've heard!