[Agent Night]

Wait wait wait, look at all the stuff they send you if you join

"To become a member and Friend of the Flat Earth Society, a donation of $9.00 is requested. By becoming a Friend of the Flat Earth Society, you will receive a membership card, a signed membership certificate and a hand-cast (by me) pewter medallion which will be individually numbered with your unique Society membership number. These items will be sent to you by air-mail. More than likely, I'll also include any little Flat Earth Society trinkets I have on hand at the time -- stickers, fridge magnets, postcards.. stuff like that. As with the Associate Membership, your name will be included with our online membership records only if you request it. "