[Vox]

I would have to see the pre-match interviews and determine which had the worse childhood and the more will to win. They might be both in top physical condition, but it's the one that's more desperate to move out of the ghetto and buy his mama a house that will get the victor's belt.

Also, Blaine's oddly shaped shepherd's crook's use as a weapon is offset by having to mince around in those high-heeled clogs.