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#12
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Darkest Laugh
That Guy With The Unoriginal Title
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"You came here for that? I thought you would have learned your lesson by now. The first time I played, I drew a Pokemon card, and I never played again because it's 12 blocks from my house. Well, Jimmy's it is, then."
Stupid overheard them mention his favorite restaurant and got so excited he began to lick the back window while panting at the same time, and then choked on his own tongue.
As they were driving, Officer Layzee noticed a familiar face, along with it's familiar naked body... it was Jenkins, or otherwise know as, "The Flash", mainly because he was a flasher, but he also use to be a photographer.
He pulled the car up next to Jenkins as he was flashing his 6th parking meter in a row, rather then any of the people walking by.
"Hey, what do you think you're doing?" yelled Officer Layzee.
Jenkins gave him an awkward look for a few seconds, and then replied, " I'm taking pictures... Officer..."
"Come on, Jenkins. Stop doing that, you know it's not appropriate too show your junk to inanimate objects."
Jenkins looked at the ground and frowned. He lifted his head slightly and said, "Yeah, I know... but it's what I do."
"Why don't you come over here so I can arrest you?"
"Okay". Jenkins dragged his feet as he slowly walked over to the vehicle, with his trench coat wide open, and turned around. Officer Layzee rolled down his window and reached over and handcuffed the mostly naked criminal, and then looked behind him and realized that he'd have to get out to let him in the back anyways, so he sighed and got out, let Jenkins in, then got back behind the wheel and started moving the car again. Stupid greeted his new company by licking his own toes.
"We're heading to Jimmy's Bowl of Face Grease for lunch. Since we're almost there, we'll be going there first, then I'll drop you off at the station. Do you want anything?"
Stupid barked. Jenkins just sat quietly.
"I'll get you something. Here we are!"
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Posted 01-10-2011, 04:04 AM
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