[Jurinjo]

strangled by scarf, it's used so often it's not even Trisphee Times Headline worth anymore except that it's laughable for such a fashion focused community to NOT be able to avoid strangulation by scarf.

-ahem-

She'd knee my groin forgetting that that leg is a metal prosthetic leg and crush my balls and wiener to mush that basically drilled a hole where my man parts should be. I die a a bloody, painful, and quite undignified death.