[Hermes]

So, when I was in middle school, I joined the track team for the first time. I was the best runner on m yteam by the middle of the season, and kept referring to people o nthe team as "fleet footed". Eventually, it got turned on me, after they realized jus thow fast I WAS. Well, then, they found out Iwas a mythology buff, so they started joking with me being "as fast as Hermes". And I found it funny. Eventually, when another Michael joined the team, they started calling me Hermes, and it stuck. over the years, I started to be more like my namesake. Became a reliable middle-man, and a thief. I still AM a good thief, though I don't actually do it anymore, really. When I was working at Fright Night, they needed a nickname for me, and one of my old track team members happened to be working there and shouted for me, "Hermes!". And....I was Hermes again. Still am~