[johnny]

Pretty sure I can't carry around a GPS everywhere, since it sort of requires a car to plug in to.

And you do not get adventurous in Jacksonville. That story ends with murder. At least, on my side of town it does.

I'm getting really sick of people telling me "be adventurous!" when I complain about being unable to go anywhere. My aunts did the same thing. Why don't people understand that there are goddamn murderers and rapists and kidnappers out there who will legitimately hurt you, kill you, or rob you without even knowing you? I hear gunshots behind my house at least once a week. That does not inspire an adventurous attitude.