[Duce]

When I was in school, the gym teacher had us doing freaking uneven bar shit- and I said I couldn't do it- just couldn't. Too short, not enough upper body strength. So teacher's like "okay, just run at it with your hands on it, and I'll push you up." I said I couldn't. No way. Teacher had my hands on the bar so my nails were pointed at the floor- and when I ran, got shoved up, one of my nails DUG THE SHIT out of my thigh.

Fun part- the locker room/teacher's office was locked. And I came back from trying to get the first aid kit, and told the teacher- got a "Well, you'll have to wait then. Go stand over there okay?" And I'm waiting. Standing against a wall. With blood running down into my sock. XP I still got a gay popsicle stick shaped scar too.