[Asura]

You little fools must truly have a death wish. *eyes open wide, snapping with indignance*

The only thing that will be exploding are your eyeballs when I crush them in my hands for making such a ludicrous caricature! I will rip your bones from you skeletons, grind them to powder, and bake you into scones!!

I AM NO CUTE KITTEN! I am a battle-hardened warrior!! *snarls and unsheathes her swords*