[KAIMID 9001]

...Addressing DarkMoonSlayer...
That, my dear squishy, is my visual unit *moves the red eye within the glass casing before returning it to the usual position*. Maybe it would have been less odd if my creator had given me two of them instead of one.

...Addressing Ashurato...
*pets Ash* You are my new favorite squishy! *Furball growls* There is no need for you to use your vocal organs on anyone, silly Furball! I shall give you attention too! *hugs Furball and keeps his grip firm even though Furball is squeaking and squirming around*

...Addressing Duchess...
Pagan holidays are so interesting. Some of them are just filled with so many silly things, it makes me happy in my circuitry for some reason. Perhaps it is the ambience.

..........That depends. I am aware that squishies use technology for..strange....things...... *trails off while thinking about the horrible possibilities*. I...I don't know...I suppose I am happy that I am not one of the pleasure bots...

...Addressing Sadrain...
Oh! Will robots become squishy? I don't know if I like that probability or not..

You make me happy *whirrs*

I must research this immediately! *whirrs some more*