[Ashurato]

Time to reminisce, guys.

BIRTH OF A TRISPHIAN LEGEND:

ASHURATO (henceforth ASH): Just got back from the gym. My personal trainer, who's three times my size, is way too peppy for my own good, sadistically whipped my butt within an inch of its life. *goes off to the corner to cry* I hurt all over.

DEMONSKID (henceforth DK, formerly Inari): I need a gym membership and a personal trainer...

DEM: I need a personal trainer too! Someone who will magically make me gain weight and boobage!

DK: I want to lose weight! Dx

DEM: Can I steal your weight then?

ASH: You can have my boobs. I'm a small Asian except for the boobs, but I wanted to be toned. I think he took "toned" to mean "beat into submission." And yet, I guess I asked for it.

DEM: Shweet, now I have an average weight and boobage!

DK: take it! (her weight)

DEM: Whoo! *sings* Average weight and boobage, average weight and boooobage!

DK: Lmao. I am now skinny! =D

DEM: -parties with Inari- Life is now just that much better!

DK: that it is.. that it is :3 *thinks of making a new moving fox picture*

LUCID: lulz @ ASH

ASH: Oh Lucid, you know you want 'em. *wiggles eyebrows and hands you some boob-shaped pudding from Japan*

DEM: Boob shaped pudding? Does such a thing exist? I've seen boob shaped chocolate in belgium, but that's the strangest boob shaped thing I have ever seen!

ASH: They exist. Go on google or yahoo and search "japan boob pudding". I dare not post the picture here in fear of Fishwy's (Anonymous' former name) first act as a moderator be to banhammer me.

DK: OMG ._. it exists! xD

ASH: They come in different flavors. XD There's also chocolate from Belgium that... is even more detailed.

DEM: Erm, I think I'm a little bit scared. I'll turn my safe search on first.... Oh god, I searched it and it's kinda scary!

DK: No more xD

ASH: I dare not eat them though I've seen them and held one in my hands. They wiggle. Oh god, they wiggle. *runs screaming into the night*

DK: I kinda wanna try one ._. just for the sake of saying.. I DID IT D<

DEM: Oh no, you must eat them! *Attacks with boob pudding* Eeeaaat theeeemmmm.

ASH: Then you're gonna have to say "I ate some boob today!"

DK: *eats* >:3 momnomnomnom

ASH: *watches in rapt fascination* So... how is it? Boobilicious?

DK: yes they are soft and they wiggle as they slide down into meh tummy xD

LUCID: this conversation is just too interesting to watch. =O

ASH: *tosses the right one at Lucid*

DK: :3 wonder what other odd food things japan has =o

ASH: You'd be surprised. They also have entire stores with a *aherm* different theme.

DK: I'm old enough >:3 tell me! xD

LUCID: aahh! **catches boob and licks cautiously**

DK: *watches* =o yummy?

LUCID: yummy. =) **nibbles upon**

ASH: SCANDALOUS!! And it was a condom shop called "Condomania". Nothing but that risque stuff and even had popsicles shaped like it. *shudders*

DK: *eats another boob* nomnomnomnom

DEM: *Hides in corner from creepers*

ASH: I-Inari... I'm thinking you're liking that a bit too much. *sweats bullets*

DK: am i? =o

DEM: yes, actually... you are.

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BTW, if the TFFT is revived, *that* Halloween picture is bound to resurface.