[Cronislee]

Thats why I'm here.

"Now...look how he tries to not be hit by another mans balls...yet see how he uses his piece of woop to keep the balls away...now look how he tries to get to first base without being touched by the ball, now seonc, THIRD! HES GOING FOR THE HOME RUN! OH NO HE WAS HIT WITH THE BALL HE'S OUT!"

"Now see how he tries to protect his ball rom the other men...shh, they are closing in, but watch how they move in and grab at his ball! The ball is slick with sweat, he goes for the net; OH NO THEY GRABBED HIS BALL!"

Rugby's a mans sport! Or as a priest at my school said: "Irish Football. Ya' if ye di'nt hav' a brooken nose by th' end of the game, y' di'nt play."