[Ashurato]

I've been stolen, groped, stripped, eaten, forced into strange positions, snuggled, kissed, written on, smooched, licked, glomped, hated, tackled, snorgled, molested, smexed, hugged, pocketed, killed, revived, petted, chased, suffocated, loved, run out of town, scolded, yelled at, and bitten so many times since the opening of Trisphee that nothing surprises me any more.