[Stabbsworth]

how hard is it for major pizza manufacturers to make pizzas without enough cheese to basically force you to both swallow and breathe, enough fucking sauce so that it doesn't fucking drip everywhere and stain your fucking clothes, and enough fucking toppings so it doesn't get fucking everywhere and make a mess and attract flies.

apparently this is the biggest challenge for them. :)

i fucking hate pizza at this goddamn point. i like the food, it's just that it gets FUCKING EVERYWHERE. if i wanted to choke on something, i'd do several acts involving particular things. i fucking hate it when sauce gets everywhere because it shortens the amount of clothing i have available, thus necessitating me having to bother my dad to take the washing up to mum's in the car (and depending on my mum's fucking mood, she'll be an impatient bitch at times), because guess what, pizza manufacturers? it's almost FUCKING LIKE NOT EVERYONE HAS A FUCKING WASHING MACHINE YA STUPID FUCKING COCKSUCKER IDIOTS.

i am extremely tired of pizzas being designed by idiots.