[Espy]

oh boy there was An Issue at the shopping mall today where my parents basically strongarmed me into buying a pair of women's leather shoes. I was not a happy camper. (Especially since I generally need to wear women's size 6 hiking boots, w size 6 wide leather boots, w size 5.5 w sneakers, or men's size... 4-ish shoes, and those last ones plain don't exist at malls.)