[Mr. Crescent]

Humans cannot survive in space, let alone their own lunar climate, without outdated and frankly rudimentary equipment. How embarrassing for humans to show up on the moon in a tiny metallic container, in bulky white and silver suits, without ties or decently made shoes in the least! Absurdly embarrassing.
Why, I daresay, I can't recall a single less embarrassing visit from the other beings in space. Humans rarely visit their own luminous and gracefully stable moon. Possibly because they have come to realize that first impressions are everything.