[Espy]

-drunk giggling- So, it turns out, Saints Row is a very nice alternative to punching a wall.

My previous go-to was Prototype, but that was too much of a gory sadistic power fantasy, and the entire package of SR3 was on sale for less than four bucks, so I went against my better judgment and bought the thing, which is... slightly less of a gory sadistic power fantasy.

...Sometimes, it’s really cathartic to sink back into sophomoric humor and reckless gore a la Borderlands and SR

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.........In retrospect, this might not have been an actual awesome.