[Espy]

Eh. Wine’s kind of disgusting to me. And I won’t even touch brandy or whiskey. Thanks, dad.

(He’s a great dad. He’s just terrifying when drunk, so I’ve come to relate brandy and whiskey and the smell of it on anyone’s breathe to all things bad.)

There was... how many times have I told this story, whatever, I’m on mobile and I Do Not Care... anyways. I made a fucking wonderful drink one time and I have no clue what was in there besides vodka because I was drunk off my ass. Anyways. Tasted absolutely wonderful. Couldn’t taste the vodka at all.


...Moral of the story is, if you can’t taste the vodka, don’t add More Vodka. I’ve made some mistakes.