[Merskelly Metalien]

"How are you today?"

Acceptable unacceptable answers:
"F*ckin' TIRED!"
"I'm me, this time."
"Hungry for JUSTICE!"
"I'm not sure, I didn't decide yet."
"I'm so depressed and I hate everything that is happening...how are you?"
"Well, I'm not on fire."
"I'm conscious."
"Sick, with a bad case of DGAF."
"I forgot. I'll get back to you when I remember."
"How is ANYone today?"
"Absolutely..."
"I'm nice. Can't promise I still will be in the next four hours though."
"I'm not curled up in bed so, I'm doin' pretty horribly."
"Well now, I'm upset."
"I'm a diamond, what are you today?"
"Thank you for asking. I'm flattered."
"*sigh* Just Potatoes."
"I'm unstoppable! *proceeds to do something nobody can do to stop you about*"
"I'm in love!~ Let me tell you alllllllll about it!"
"I want to cry, but it's socially risky so, I won't."
"I'm clean. What about you..?"