[Mekatra]

SO this elderly couple have been married for 70 years. One day the wife is on her way up the stairs and pauses to straighten a picture then realizes she can't remember if she's going up or down so she calls to her husband. He calls back that she was on her way up to take a bath.

Once the wife gets to the bathroom she starts to step into the bathtub then pauses and calls again. "Was I getting in the tub or getting out?"

The husband sighs and grumbles to himself "Sure do hope my memory never gets as bad as hers" and knocks on the table for good measure. Then he yells, "Honey I'll be up to help you just as soon as I see who is at the door!"