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Originally Posted by mdom
Just one question, how do you use a toilet
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1) Check if toilet lid is closed.
2) If it's closed, open it.
3) Check if toilet seat is up.
4) If it's up, pull it down.
5) Check if there's still toilet paper.
6) If not, go find toilet paper.
7) Open your pants and slide them down.
8) Slide down your underpants.
9) Sit on toilet.
10) Pee.
11) Stand up.
12) Clean yourself with toilet paper.
13) Flush toilet.
14) Pull up underpants.
15) Pull up and close pants.
16) Wash hands.