[Burnt Rice]

Bed time? Why back in my time we used to dream of having a bed time. Youngings today don't know the struggle! We had to wait until the sun set to be able to start getting ready for bed. But with no sun there was no light! Which means we had to grope our way around to get to the bathrooms to find our tooth brushes. Some unfortunate folk never were able to find the toothpaste, so their teeth are not good today. But the dentists love them a lot since there's a lot of dental work that needs to go into poorly maintained teeth. Such as root canals, dentures, and occasionally the saliva transplant. Knew a kid who had a saliva transplant and it saved his life. Name was Billy and we went to school together..

Ok, ok. Maybe I'm off to bed.