[Gallagher]

Originally Posted by Espy

Okay but

HOW do you mess up scrambled eggs

Even I can make them and I have the cooking skills of a fucking toddler

i wish i knew. my brain knows how to do it. i can do each and every step correct, individually. and yet i can never egg. i am always finding new, creative ways to ruin my eggs.

and like. i can cook other things. i have my turns cooking for the whole household, even.

but eggs.