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**Scene: My brothers and I hanging out telling dirty jokes**

Me: What's the difference between hungry and horny?

My brothers: idk what?

Me: where you stick the cucumber

The tall brother: who the fuck eats cucumbers?

Everyone explodes into laughter.

Fin



“The Dreamer awakes
The shadow goes by
The tale I have told you,
That tale is a lie.
But listen to me,
Bright maiden, proud youth
The tale is a lie;
What it tells is the truth.”

― Traditional folktale ending

Old Posted 09-16-2019, 06:25 PM