[Espy]

My feelings towards licorice are approximately the same as my feelings towards the physical act of sex.

...which is to say, I want no part in either.

However, I can appreciate the aesthetics and surrounding feelings of both. I will buy licorice candies for my friends (and question their life choices); I'll lament the fact that my taste buds cannot tolerate licorice, just as I'll crack innuendos, draw smut (I will actually draw smut for you if you pay me enough), and talk sexuality with you.

Taste buds and libidos. Everyone's got different shit, man.

EDIT: also, licorice is fucking repulsive and tastes like candied grass.