[Merskelly Metalien]

;U; I'd honestly rather have a shark show up and deal with it's nonsense for a little bit, then having a human child. *pats the shark* :[ They may be a pain and useless because I'm not planning on having ANY children,...

<:] however, they don't scream at me...or need baths..or worry me to death...at least they let me rest, and hopefully *strokes shark around me* <u> they'll come less often and bite more lightly...and the next one that shows up won't be a f*ckin' PUNK! >B/