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Caution: Not to be used for the other use. Wait - what?? 97 perfectly useful Cubix Cubes.

That sounds like something out of Alice in Wonderland, for some reason.

Someone in pigtails and overalls has a stack of solved cubes next to them. Are they... writing a how-to book? You get 83 cubes.

"Oh, look at me! I'm Zippi Longstockings!"

Found 82 Cubix Cubes in your pillowcase. Is this a threat?

I advise you to keep dialing.