[Kitalpha Hart]

801. Have you ever fed you dog peanut butter? no dogs
802. Did you laugh so hard you cried? maybe?
803. Ever burn you hair? no
804. Have you ever spray painted graffiti? no
805. Do you have matching socks? some
806. Do you dust your house? no
807. Have you ever been electrocuted? yup
808. Have you ever fried a computer? idk
809. Have you lost something very important to you? ye
810. Do you think you will get you 50k when you're done? lol I won't even get to 500
811.Do squeaky toys annoy you? meh
812. Ever do bad things to a stuffed monkey? no
813. Have you used the power windows of a car to break a siblings toys? no
814. Do you think these questions are just random nonsense? yup
815.Does your toilet have a ring around it? idk
816. Have you ever plugged your toilet with a toy? idk
817. Do you use half a roll of toilet paper when you're done? no
818. How many rocks do you have? idk
819. Do you own any bugs? no
820. Have you ever eaten a stale Twinkie? no
821. Have you ever taken revenge on someone for stealing your boy-/girl-friend? ew romance
822. Have you thrown up on a fair ride? no
823. have you sneezed on anyone? prolly
824. Have you ever hit yourself with a pool stick? no
825. have you ever slapped Jell-O? no
826. Have you ever sucked Jell-O up your nose? no
827. Have you put peanut butter under a car door handle? no
828. Do you have toe jam? what
829. Do you channel surf during commercials? naw
830. Does it bug the other people watching TV with you? what
831. Do you squeeze the Charmin? don't use that brand
832. Is your face dirty? idk
833. can you touch your nose with your tongue? ye
834. Can you wiggle your ears? no
835. Can you touch your nose with your big toe? I guess
836. Can you put your foot behind your head? no
837. Can you bench press 500 pounds? no
838. Can you rebuild an engine? no
839. Can you plan a party? no
840. Have you ever done both on the same day? no
841. Do you have an annoying friend? did
842. Have you ever played Pac man? maybe
843. Have you ever farted and blamed it on the dog? what dog
844. Do you disrupt class for no reason? no
845. Do you know how to get grass stains out of your pants? no
846. Can you tell the difference between a USB port and a PS2 port? if I see then, prolly
847. How many games do you have installed on your computer right now? no compy
848. Have you ever upgraded your computer just so you could play a new game? no
849. Are you still using windows 98? old question is old
850. Why haven't you upgraded yet? lol
851. Do you like birds? meh
852. Have you ever shaved your head? repeat
853. Do you have any gray hair? idk
854. Do you believe in aliens? meh
855. Do you have a Phaser? no
856. Would you like to own a real light saber? no
857. Do you play in the tub? eh
858. do you wash your hair first or last? middle
859. What color is your bathroom floor? blue
860. Tile or rug floor? tule
861. How many bathrooms do you have? one
862. How many innings are there in a baseball game? idk
863. What is PAR? normal
864. Do you know how to make a FRIP NORP? what
865. Do you know what a FRIP NORP is? no
866. Neither do I, so why did I ask you? idiot
867. Better yet why did you answer if you didn't know? idiot
868. How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb? wtf
869. Have you ever been bitten by a snake? idk
870. Did it hurt? idk
871. Was it poisonous? no
872. What color was it? ni
873. Is this number cool looking? no
874. What number comes before 999? no
875. Can you play a banjo? no
876. Do you have any redneck friends? no
877. Finish this sentence: You might be a red neck if" you think like one
878. How many cars do you own? none
879. Have you ever been tackled by a lovestruck girl/boy? no, ew romance
880. Have you ever got your tongue frozen to the swing set? no
881. Have you had a brain freeze? ye
882. Can you eat a gallon of ice cream by yourself? give me a few days
883. Have you ever seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? original
884. Does your TV have a V chip? what
885. Guess what, you are on question 900 what are you going to do now? liar
886. How many do you have left to go? too many
887. What color are your teeth? idk
888. How many cavities do you have? idk
889. When was the last time you went to the dentist? never
890. Do you have ear hair? no
891. Is that gross? no
892. are they gray? no
893. Do you have a beauty mark? no
894. Do you like crackers? meh
895. Did you have pea green soup for breakfast? ew
896. Did you have pea green soup for lunch? ew
897. Did you have pea green soup for dinner? ew
898. Did you pea green soup all night? ew
899. What is your favorite cheese? ew
900. What is your favorite dish for thanksgiving? edible