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Don't be fooled by the above health claims! The molecule in that picture is dihydrogen monoxide! Dihydrogen monoxide, or DHMO for short, is a dangerous chemical.

It has been identified as a major component in cancerous cells. It is extremely addictive, and those who consume it generally die within 3 to 4 days of withdrawal. Overdose leads to kidney failure, with a prominent case making headlines in 2007. Despite this, it is popularly used by athletes as a performance enhancer.

It is the leading cause of corrosion and oxidation of metals. It contributes to erosion. Its primary industrial use is as a solvent and coolant.

Inhalation of even a small amount of DHMO can be fatal. In its solid form it can cause tissue damage. It's a major component of acid rain, and in its gaseous form it can cause severe burns.