[Death by Mirrors]

Sooo it looks like we're all gonna meet an unfortunate demise. There is a canoe ready for our escape, but it only holds five people and- (Note to self: don't mention the canoe in the actual post; it will only cause a stampede) *ahem* Seems we're doomed to an endless world of cabbage and algebra. Unless you like algebra. In which case we'll strap you to a chair and force you to watch an endless loop of the miracle mop infomercial. I mean Pengore will str...
You know what. Scratch that.

Fact is, we are doomed. And you don't even got enough icicles for a full set, because some ridiculous family demanded quality time around the Christmas tree (who are this people even?!)

But maybe all this demon needs to spare us is a nice change of scenery.

• Knitting counts as therapy, right? Suggest a hobby Pengore could try to distract themselves from their rage and explain why the demon just has to take it up.

OR

• Evil business sees a lot of competition. Suggest an alternative job for Pengore and tell why they will be just as good - if not better - in that profession than being a savage destructor.

Creative or funny answers get rewarded with icicles.