[Veshora]

Snails on skateboards the second. With helmets. And kneepads. (Don't ask me if they even make sense for creatures who don't have knees to begin with)

Veshora decides she has to take a different approach. First the snails need proper protection from further injuries, and then they need to be able to defend themselves. For that reason she hires a roller derby coach to teach them the best moves. The coach tries to argue that skateboards obviously violate the rules, but can't explain how to equip a snail with roller skates - and finally gives in when five snails already present their derby names.