[Derpy McBlueEyes]

Mdom: Unfortunately, you approach too quickly. Llamacorn startles easily and begins to bleat loudly.

Witchchylde: Unicat, scared by Llamacorn's outburst, hisses and begins to run around the house at full speed, knocking over several object. Thankfully nothing gets broken.

Veshora: As unicat is dashing around the room, they crash into the snail-bearing skateboards, knocking them off course and sending them crashing into the wall with loud thumps.

Mekatra: How loud can a snake be? Turns out, very loud. The beautiful pastel rainbow snake begins screaming "save me!" in a loud falsetto voice as it climbs as high up as it can to get out of the path of the stampeding Unicat.

As one, you all turn to the couch. Derpy is gone. The lights in the house all begin to flicker. One light comes on down the hall. Derpy is standing there. The light flickers sporadically. With each flicker, he appears to be covered in more and more blood. Then the light goes out. "Come pway wif me..." you hear him say. It echoes down the hall. You hear the patter of tiny feet as all the lights go out at once. It all goes quiet. Too quiet. You jump as you hear Derpy whisper softly in your ear, "also, I can kill you wif my bwain..." Veshora is probably wishing they had used the donut, though it might not have helped much. The lights flicker back on. Derpy is standing in the doorway. There is not so much as a single speck of blood visible. He pulls a knife out from behind his back and runs between you all, stabbing at your ankles. Thankfully, it is just a prop knife and the blade collapses into the hilt. In fact, Derpy's little arm are so weak, you probably won't even get a bruise.
It's gonna take a while to calm Derpy down again. Everyone must wait 2 hours and 40 minutes before they can go again.