[Gallagher]

tmi and toilet things warning

i just had a poo that felt like laying an egg. not in the "ow that hurt" way, but the "wow that felt distinctly firm and round to where i'm uncomfortable" way

i checked and everything looks fine, but now i'm distinctly unsettled

like??? what would even come out of a poo egg??? a giant baby tapeworm, right??? not giant like really long, giant like it's only 3 segments but they're really fat, and i can tape a really tiny newest newborn diaper around the butt end.

im not ready to be a worm parent