[DreadedMartian]

Talking to my almost 90 year old patient, telling her about some baby skunks found on the sidewalk at my school.

Me: "they had to call animal control to come get them."

My Patient: "what do they do with them? Do they destroy them!?"

Me: *after shamlessly laughing hysterically* "God no, they either relocate them or rehabilitate them."

My patient: "oh...thats much better than what i thought happens"