[bluebird]

wow this thread is almost 8 years old
i'm trying to remember my favorite quotes from actual books but all i can remember are memes and web junk heLp

ok i remember one [excerpt] in the very back recesses of my mind

When the bread was finished, the tired little red hen asked her friends, "Who will help me eat the bread ?"
"I will," barked the lazy dog .
"I will," purred the sleepy cat .
"I will," quacked the noisy yellow duck .

"No!" said the little red hen. "I will." And the little red hen ate the bread all by herself.