[EverAshwood]

I started a new job last week Wednesday and I've already lost it.
When I started, I was pretty quickly informed by another worker "I've only been here 3 weeks and no one who was here when I started is still here." HE was then fired the next day. Every day, there were less and less familiar faces. I started realizing pretty quickly that this was the kind of place to have a three week trial period with new hires solely to fire them before it ended so they didn't have to pay for benefits like health insurance. I worked my ass off every day in hopes of SOMEHOW impressing them into actually fucking hiring me proper and they fired me yesterday for my "poor work ethic". Nevermind how I re-sorted several sections of the warehouse where shit was just mixed together in multiple boxes, cleaned the bathroom for the first time since March, put together hundreds of dimebag hardware kits because everyone else would just use them all up and only make enough for each order (which you're fucking SUPPOSED to restock the damn box with hardware kits, but fuck me, I guess???), handled ALL the fucking fedex orders ON MY OWN for a whole goddamn day and STILL managed not to fall behind...

I guess I'm just lazy. My boss from my other job is fucking shocked, an I know if my super from the work study heard I'd been fired for my poor work ethic, she'd die laughing.

Fuck this fucking skateboard place. Fuck Big Brother-ass Dave, who sits on his fat ass all day watching us work on his big screen in his fucking air conditioned office while fucking bitching to whoever will listen about how fucking worthless and lazy all us "damn kids" are and how he should fire every single one of us. Just fuck it. They never deserved me anyway.