[mdom]

ok that didn't answer what we asked xD
so I'm going to post what I had

1. "So when, exactly, did you plan on telling me about the hyena?"

day 5
two protein bars left
jim is still quiet. told me to stop writing in this diary, but it's the only thing keeping me safe. his backpack still seems full, but he refuses to throw more stuff away. I only have this diary, food and one sweater. still walking north
day 8
no food left. at least we found a river
i know i said yesterday i wouldn't go in a safari w jim again, but he found the river. just need to find food now.
and a way out. and cure for skin cancer. ouch
day 11
jim thinks he heard cars so we have to be headed the right way.
jim's bag is heavier, but he says we're both weak. we found some berries and tried to eat a squirrel, but the squirrel ran away in the night. can't wait to be home tbh
day 15
fucking home finally
can't wait to turn this diary into a million notes tumblr post
just need to write this down before I forget
do u guys remember jim's bag
when some hiker found us by the road, starved, thirsted. we told them how we got lost and all squirrels ran away from us
they said something about wow tenacity
and then 'So when, exactly, did you plan on telling me about the hyena?' and we were like
u stoned bra
but she opened jim's bag and there it was
a baby hyena
no wonder his bag was so heavy
the hyena was also eating all of our fucking squirrels and even some of our berries
sajkdhaskdhjdh apparently the hyena is back into the woods
wild man
can't wait to see how many notes this'll get