[bluebird]

trading in my subpar writing and any respect u had for me prior to this piece for that 200 ticket participation prize lmao

Prompt:

My uncle dude Chester Cheddarman is an absolute car fanatic. Ask him to go out for pizza, and he'll respond by putting you in a light coma with his talks about the latest models and engines and uhhh horsepower without horses. what. I'm like ok that's cool man, but I just want pizza. On some days, he sounds like a walking advertisement, and on some days, he sounds like a Chad, but most of all his passion is pretty rad. As we walked to the garage, I noticed one of my favorite cars in his collection was missing. I think I left my limited edition Explosively Flavorful Cheetos and equally rare Subzero Ranch Doritos in that car. I believe the car was named after its special dongle thing in the front that looked like a cat...or a dog.
"So when, exactly, did you plan on telling me about the Hyena?" I joked (and prayed).
"What? You mean my Jaguar? Billy I've been talking about how I lost it in a freak accident involving cheetos and dorito dust for the past hour."
And at that moment, I knew I effed up.