[Strider]

Day 4:
Pinky has very loudly spoken HER first words. I finally figured out that Pinky is a girl, because she told me very loudly and with a lot of hands on her hips, and words I never taught her. Maybe she learned them from the delivery guys? Although I never heard them use it. Ah... I felt kind of silly for referring to her as a guy all this time, so I apologized a lot and made her a huge meal with a lot of flowers, and a lot of grass, and a cake. I learned how to bake a cake from the book I bought, and I think it was a... moderate success? She told me I was just a 'silly spider daddy' afterward. That's less acid than she HAD been calling me names with. So I guess I chalk that up to... ah... life lessons? Note to self: Don't tick off cowgirls.