[Death by Mirrors]

Alright!
The first one is a simple yet delicious dish that's called ants on a tree - don't ask me why though, because there sure aren't any ants going into our pots.

You will need:
a dash of soy sauce
a packet of glass noodles (roughly 3.5 oz/100g)
17.5 oz/500g of minced meat
one bell pepper
one scallion
a teaspoon of sambal oelek (can be substituted with chilis instead if you're not able to get some)

Chop the scallion and the bell pepper. Cook the glass noodles in a pot with water until they're soft. While they're cooking, roast the minced meat in a pan together with soy sauce.

*looks at Strider* Got it so far?

Then you add scallion, bell pepper and noodles. Stir a few times, add the sambal and stir again. Should feed roughly three people, and you can also heat up leftovers later.